Love’s what everyone seeks and wishes for their entire life. Our Funny love quotes have been gathered and listed below to give positive energy. This should give you a smile or some comfort dependent on the particular love situation that you’re in. We know that love is blind, it’s when you get married that you open your eyes.
Below you are going to find Funny Love Quotes separated in numbers and in images……….
When I said it’s impossible to buy my love, I was speaking of your salary dear.
You never know when you’ll find someone better, so be sure to tell your lover of your love on a daily basis.
I love living single, drinking doubles, and sleeping triple.
Date someone who gives you the most likes on all of your Instagram photos.
A first kiss is only the end of the beginning to a woman, however, for a man, it’s the beginning of the end. May I borrow a kiss? Promise, I’ll return it.
It’s the people that are complicated, not the love.
Don’t be the woman who needs a man, be a woman that a man needs.
You’re my 11:11 wish.
We don’t see each other nearly often enough to drink tea.
It appears to me that you’re suffering from a serious lack of Vitamin Me we should fix that.
When I heard that you can live on love, I missed my breakfast, I wasn’t hungry.
Love: the light of life. Marriage: light’s bill.
If the person you fall in love with tells you that you’re cute, pretty, or funny, remember, love is blind.
Not all girls fall in love at first sight, first, it’s important to know how much he earns.
Love’s like wetting oneself, everyone sees it, but you’re the only one that feels the warmth of it.
Unsure what to get for a woman? Tell her you’ve bought a gift and make her guess, she’ll list her favorites and then you can choose from her list and know she’ll love her new gift.
Women can be interrupted if you simply say, “I love you”, “I’ll buy it” or “Yep, I’m stupid”, it’s an amazing trick but it works, every time.
Regardless of how hard I try, I can’t seem to forget you.
It’s entirely possible to love too much.
Earth and sky are beside me, the fire is within me.
Love? Nope, I’ll take a vodka instead.
Is it really love when you cry more often than you smile?
A touch of jealousy is healthy in a relationship, it’s good to know that someone is scared of losing you.
When you love, you’ll feel like you’re in heaven, but you may hurt like hell.
A hot shower is like a normal shower, except that I’m in it.
Like some, Love more, trust none.
Love is double. Love myself, myself also loves me, and we’re all happy loving together.
It takes 2 seconds to tell someone that you love them, 2 hours to explain the love and an entire lifetime to prove it.
Don’t use people, use things, love people, don’t love things.
Your clothes would look great on my bedroom floor.